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Starbucks' New Chestnut Praline Latte Will Save Us From the Pumpkin Spice Latte

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Ladies and gentleman, take heart, the Pumpkin Spice Latte’s reign of terror is coming to an end . Your knight in shining armor is the Starbucks’ new-nationwide Chestnut Praline Latte, slated for release at Starbucks locations across the country this fall. The impending national release of the Chestnut Praline Latte (from here on out referred to as ‘CPL’) is consequential because, as an overly sweet, holiday-themed liquid dessert disguised as a coffee drink, the CPL is poised to displace the Pumpkin Spice Latte in the hearts of bros, basics and whoever else drinks those things everywhere. The Chestnut Praline...
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